Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
FULL STICKER SERIES (INCLUDES ALL STICKERS)
• Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
• OFF-TRAIL / ON-BRAND — Intuition-Based Navigation System
Because sometimes the vibe takes priority over the actual route. Ideal for scenic detours, questionable decisions, and creative wayfinding.
• TYPE 2 FUN Forecast Report
A fully “official” daily conditions card: morale high, logic low, precipitation mostly sweat. Perfect for ultralight nerds who track feelings like weather patterns.
• Ultralight Certified Expedition Sticker
A self-declared gear-inspection pass: weighs 0.02g (± 0.00g) and is guaranteed to shave at least psychological ounces off your load. Take it on your next misadventure.
_Matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
*For this initial run of stickers shipping will arrive within 2 weeks. Stickers ordered before Nov. 30th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
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Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
FULL STICKER SERIES (INCLUDES ALL STICKERS)
• Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
• OFF-TRAIL / ON-BRAND — Intuition-Based Navigation System
Because sometimes the vibe takes priority over the actual route. Ideal for scenic detours, questionable decisions, and creative wayfinding.
• TYPE 2 FUN Forecast Report
A fully “official” daily conditions card: morale high, logic low, precipitation mostly sweat. Perfect for ultralight nerds who track feelings like weather patterns.
• Ultralight Certified Expedition Sticker
A self-declared gear-inspection pass: weighs 0.02g (± 0.00g) and is guaranteed to shave at least psychological ounces off your load. Take it on your next misadventure.
_Matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
*For this initial run of stickers shipping will arrive within 2 weeks. Stickers ordered before Nov. 30th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
