Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
FULL STICKER SERIES (INCLUDES ALL STICKERS)
• Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
• OFF-TRAIL / ON-BRAND — Intuition-Based Navigation System
Because sometimes the vibe takes priority over the actual route. Ideal for scenic detours, questionable decisions, and creative wayfinding.
• TYPE 2 FUN Forecast Report
A fully “official” daily conditions card: morale high, logic low, precipitation mostly sweat. Perfect for ultralight nerds who track feelings like weather patterns.
• Ultralight Certified Expedition Sticker
A self-declared gear-inspection pass: weighs 0.02g (± 0.00g) and is guaranteed to shave at least psychological ounces off your load. Take it on your next misadventure.
_4 inch, matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
Stickers ordered before Dec. 17th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
FULL STICKER SERIES (INCLUDES ALL STICKERS)
• Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
• OFF-TRAIL / ON-BRAND — Intuition-Based Navigation System
Because sometimes the vibe takes priority over the actual route. Ideal for scenic detours, questionable decisions, and creative wayfinding.
• TYPE 2 FUN Forecast Report
A fully “official” daily conditions card: morale high, logic low, precipitation mostly sweat. Perfect for ultralight nerds who track feelings like weather patterns.
• Ultralight Certified Expedition Sticker
A self-declared gear-inspection pass: weighs 0.02g (± 0.00g) and is guaranteed to shave at least psychological ounces off your load. Take it on your next misadventure.
_4 inch, matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
Stickers ordered before Dec. 17th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
