Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
#2 Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
Features
_4 inch, matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
Stickers ordered before Dec. 17th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
#2 Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
Features
_4 inch, matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
Stickers ordered before Dec. 17th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
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