Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
#2 Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
Features
_Matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
*For this initial run of stickers shipping will arrive within 2 weeks. Stickers ordered before Nov. 30th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
Issued by the Office of Topographic Denial & Related Bureaus
This sticker set is for hikers, trail runners, wanderers, and anyone whose internal compass is powered entirely by misplaced confidence. Designed in the style of official-looking field tags and pseudo-government agencies, each sticker brings a dose of satire to your gear, water bottle, notebook, or dashboard.
#2 Department of Uphill Recreation — Bureau of Misjudged Mileage
For anyone who has ever thought “it’s only 3 miles” and returned home eight hours later. Established 1990, sustained indefinitely by illogical enthusiasm.
Features
_Matte, durable vinyl built to survive backpacks, water bottles, and Type 2 conditions.
_Designed for outdoor people with a sense of humor (and a questionable sense of direction).
_Perfect gift for hikers, trail runners, and members of your unofficial trail bureaucracy.
*For this initial run of stickers shipping will arrive within 2 weeks. Stickers ordered before Nov. 30th are expected to arrive before Christmas.
